Currently living in The Land Down Under.
I enjoy writing stuff where no one is happy by the end, watching alot of television and movies, doodling around, cosplaying, and procrastinating.
To read any of my writing works, feel free to check out the links.
I'm always happy for prompts or anything to get me motivated into writing as well.
'Don't be a dick, be a dude'- William Murderface
Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange.
Chris Soriano (via setbabiesonfire)
neW 3DS HAS AUTO BRIGHTNESS, SECOND ANALOG, FASTER INTERNET, mAKES YOU BREAKFAST AND SUCKS YOUR DICK GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A HUGE IDIOT FOR BUYING OUR SHIT EARLY
Me: no-noPE. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH. FUCK YOU.
Me: FUCKING STUPID IDIOT FUCKING. SWEAR. TO. FUCKING. GOD.
Me: YOU IDIOT WHY DIDNT YOU REALIZE THAT BEFORE?! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID DIPSHIT LITTLE BITCH
Me: KISS HIM. KISS HIM.
Me: I HATE YOU I HATE YOU SO MUCH I HATE THE WRITER OF THIS STORY TOO I HATE YOU ALL I HATE EVERYTHING.
Me: *rolls off bed* NOPE.
Me: SON OF A BITCH NO.
Me: *deep gross sobbing*
Me: *screams and jumps out a window and bombs entire neighborhood*
Me: let's read it again that was amazing.